My dating life has become a Seinfeld episode

Last Friday I went on a date…The first date of 2012! Everyone raise your hands up! I met him at a pub the week before and he seemed nice enough so I gave him my number and he text me a couple of days later. Normally texting irritates me but I seem to be the only one out there that thinks when you ask for a girl’s number you should call that girl.

We set up a coffee date, my choice because I thought it wise to get to know someone without the influence of alcohol. We meet outside of Starbucks, I realize that he reminds me of William Shatner (a young William Shatner) he even talked like him but lower and slower.

We grab coffee and head to the upstairs lounge; it was empty except for the one girl on her laptop at the other end of the room. He starts talking in a whisper I assume it was because of the girl on the laptop, but she was too busy chewing big wads of her hair and answering her numerous text messages to notice anything else around her.  I found the whisper a little off-putting because I did not hear half of what he said, and he did not move his lips so I could not lip read if I wanted to.

Shortly after a group of people sat down and started a lively conversation, but he did not get any louder and that’s when I realized I was on a date with a ‘Low Talker’ damn Seinfeld! He probably thought I was a close talker because I had to lean in hear him, which may have been a deal breaker for him as the low talking was for me.

I got through the date but I’m not sure how it ended, he said something about nachos and I replied sounds good. I may have agreed to a nacho date or maybe he said he really like nachos.

I walked home laughing because I know without a doubt my friends would have a field day if I dated a low talker. All in all it was not such a bad date, he seemed nice enough but he is definitely not a match for me.

If a date isn’t what you expected, it’s best just to laugh it off. Find the humor because it is the only way to survive in the dating game.

Have one of your dates felt like a Seinfeld episode?

The Magic Mike count down begins

Hey Ladies,

My mom called all excited to remind me that ‘Magic Mike‘ is in movie theatres this Friday. Since I am my mother’s daughter I’m also excited… Seriously how could any gal not be. Imagine this walking towards you…

This man has great hair and if he keeps his mouth shut he is totally hump worthy

Today’s Hump Day yummo is Tom Cruise…Yes I know he is a crazy, controlling Scientology freak that may be in the closet. All that aside if he doesn’t open his mouth he is totally hump worthy especially sporting his new rocker look for the movie version of Rock of Ages. ( To may girlie Triple C, I may go see this movie with you after all)

Here’s an International Hump Day Hump

Today’s Hump Day Hump Dino Morea has appeared in Bollywood films and is a former model.

 

Happy Hump Day… This Yummo makes me sing Humpity Hump

Today’s Hump Day Hunk is Channing Tatum. His new movie 21 Jump Street starts playing in theatres Friday March 16th.

%d bloggers like this: