Welcome to ‘Man Express’ …May I take your order?

Ladies wouldn’t it be nice if we could hop into our cars and drive up to the ‘Man Express’ where you can order up the man of your dreams, or the man of the moment. Whatever your pleasure they will have it.

Here are a few examples of what you could order at ‘Man Express’ and remember gals you can create your own combo’s.

 The Classic – a Sliver haired fox, he knows how to treat a woman. He will open doors, pull out your chair, listen and place his hands on your lower back as you walk into a room.

The Manly Man – He will fix anything you need fixing. He comes home smelling of man sweat because he does manual labour all day. He thinks there are men tasks (hard labour) and women tasks (cooking) but still loves a strong independent woman.

 

 

 

 

The Bad Boy – He’s is your typical bad boy in the sense he will be hard to read, even distant at times. However once you win his heart you’re his number one.  There is no predicting what the bad boy will do but he will be there to protect, provide and support you.

 

 

The Good Guy – Hard working, smart, talks to you not at you. You always know where you stand with him.

 

 

 

 

The All in One – He is a combination of old school gentleman, a good guy with an edge. He is a pretty manly man who will cook for you.

 

 

 

 

The Sex – this man is smart, sexy and smooth. He could be the man of your dreams or the man of the moment. Whatever you want him for it’s guaranteed to be HOT.

 

 

 

 

The Prefect Man – He be all that you want him to be and more. Due to the rarity of this specimen he may not be in stock.

 

 

 

 

I’d like the All in One with a side of Sex… Supersized!

What’s your order?

Happy Springtime New Year’s Eve … a.k.a St. Patrick’s Day

Today is St. Paddy’s Day the one day of the year when everyone is Irish. For us Single Gals it’s Springtime New Year’s Eve. This is one of those occasions when the pubs are packed and everyone is friendly, flirty and social. From my experience it seems that the only time people feel it is okay to chat you up at a bar is Halloween, New Years, and St. Paddy’s Day. These occasions are a free pass to let your guard down and just have fun; it’s when guys realize that conversation does not lead to us Single Gals wanting to be their Baby Momma.

This is also an occasion for us Single Gals to let our guard down, be fun and flirty and realize that we can have a conversation with a guy and he does not have to be our future Baby Daddy. As for me it’s a good excuse for a Girl’s Night, where we can wear silly t-shirts, eat greasy pub food and drink enough beer so that by the end of the night I actually think I look like this:

If you are celebrating St. Paddy’s Day today be fun, flirty and social, remember you may not meet your future Baby Daddy but you may hook up with a HOT Irish boy because you’ve drunk enough green beer to actually think he looks like this:

Cheers to Green Beer!!

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