Here’s a taste of what is out there ladies…

This past weekend I had met a guy at the bar, I know when will I ever learn. Anyway he took my number and texted me the next afternoon. Here is his text:

Needless to say I am not interested. I swear I am a magnet for the dysfunctional. Oh well on to the next!

Vajazzled…

Having a dry spell? Haven’t had any action in a while? Well maybe you need to be Vajazzeled!! There are many stupid ideas out there and yes I sometimes wish I were the Jackass that created them. This is one of those ideas.  
What is Vajazzle? The web site states that it is the latest beauty trend? Vajazzletm.me.uk brings you easy-to-apply Vajazzle designs that you can wear all over your body on all kinds of occasions. But as the name and picture imply these lovely little decals are meant to decorate our Va JJ, Fur Taco, love muffin, the man cave. Whatever, you get the idea.
I think this is totally ridiculous but at the same time I know that there are a million Snooki wannabe’s out there that would think this was FANTASTIC and the Vajazzle Company will make their fortune and call it a day. So ladies if you are so bold to Vazzale yourself let us know if it spices up your life? Or did you end up with sparkly bits stuck in your juicy fruit jungle (my personal favourite)?
Guys do not worry you too can get Pezalled! Just think you can swing your thing all covered in bling!
 Cheers!

8 Year old get’s botox…


What happened to the days of playing Double Dutch and hopscotch (OMG there is a video on how to play hopscotch)? Since there are video’s out there on how to play hopscotch I have to assume that kids do not play that game anymore; but there has to be something out there that 8 year old girls can do that’s better than being entered into beauty pageants and getting BOTOX!!

Why is this woman making her 8 year old daughter stress over wrinkles?! WHAT wrinkles does an 8 year old have?! If she has wrinkles then it is due to the stress of not being able to be a kid. An 8 year old girl should be begging her mother for a puppy not botox. This breaks my heart, I hate to think of the mess she will be in by the time she is 16. This child is headed for lifetime of unhappiness because unless she can love herself as she is no amount of cosmetic surgery will ever make her happy. I wish that these pageants did not exist, and that people would start seeing the inner beauty in others.

 If you have a young girl in your life let her know she is perfect the way she is!

We say men are giant babies….but seriously now this is taking it a little to far

 
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh6O44moQTCP939Q0T

Royal fever..

It’s seems that the only thing anyone can talk about today is the Royal Wedding, even my 60 year old male boss is on the phone at this moment talking about Kate’s dress! I have no interest in it, however I was told to check out the hats of the guests…Seriously, what are they thinking, excuse my ignorance but is this a new fashion trend or some crazy Royal law that women must wear a ridiculous monstrosity on their head. Though you have to admit the Queen is rather cute all in yellow…she kind of looks like Tweety Bird.


Check out the hats for yourself…

http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20395222_20485864,00.html#20943755

 Cheerio!

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