Welcome to ‘Man Express’ …May I take your order?

Ladies wouldn’t it be nice if we could hop into our cars and drive up to the ‘Man Express’ where you can order up the man of your dreams, or the man of the moment. Whatever your pleasure they will have it.

Here are a few examples of what you could order at ‘Man Express’ and remember gals you can create your own combo’s.

 The Classic – a Sliver haired fox, he knows how to treat a woman. He will open doors, pull out your chair, listen and place his hands on your lower back as you walk into a room.

The Manly Man – He will fix anything you need fixing. He comes home smelling of man sweat because he does manual labour all day. He thinks there are men tasks (hard labour) and women tasks (cooking) but still loves a strong independent woman.

 

 

 

 

The Bad Boy – He’s is your typical bad boy in the sense he will be hard to read, even distant at times. However once you win his heart you’re his number one.  There is no predicting what the bad boy will do but he will be there to protect, provide and support you.

 

 

The Good Guy – Hard working, smart, talks to you not at you. You always know where you stand with him.

 

 

 

 

The All in One – He is a combination of old school gentleman, a good guy with an edge. He is a pretty manly man who will cook for you.

 

 

 

 

The Sex – this man is smart, sexy and smooth. He could be the man of your dreams or the man of the moment. Whatever you want him for it’s guaranteed to be HOT.

 

 

 

 

The Prefect Man – He be all that you want him to be and more. Due to the rarity of this specimen he may not be in stock.

 

 

 

 

I’d like the All in One with a side of Sex… Supersized!

What’s your order?

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